meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

foodnun:

BABY

would you dare look?

gravityeye:

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.

vrban:

I spend 800% of my life exaggerating 

mu5icliz:

So I was thinking about Reichenbach (as one tends to do) and then this happened

cannibalsuxx:

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

poopatato:

not even chip skylark knows