you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was
one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days
the last picture i cANT BREATHE
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
Nah, but I see what you’re saying about how POC would have been too unrealistic.
smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog
NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION
Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Me: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’