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snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it


thecompanionsdoctor:

I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER


itsdeepforhappypeople:

rainbow-femme:

If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died

what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck


rahspy:

the first time a guy took me out to lunch, we decided to go to the carwash afterwards and we got the rainbow soap because its cool

rahspy:

the first time a guy took me out to lunch, we decided to go to the carwash afterwards and we got the rainbow soap because its cool


jinkies i lost my glasses!

velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via scottthepilgrim)

meanplastic:

yet another unrealistic expectation for men

meanplastic:

yet another unrealistic expectation for men


kurtbraunohler:

Last night I got an unprompted text from a random number. I went with it.

kurtbraunohler:

Last night I got an unprompted text from a random number. I went with it.


sherolcks:

dating me would involve:

  • bed all day
  • netflix
  • pizza
  • coffee
  • sexy time
  • kissing
  • tv shows

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa


relahvant:

trying to eat healthy like

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gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home


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